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From: "Janaka Wickramapathirana"
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to. " The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful woman in the world!
said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will
be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mildAttention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.